Monkeh, 27, F, England

This is a multifandom blog (mostly)

- SnK, Game of Thrones, Final Fantasy, Breath of Fire, MGS, X-Files, cats, other stuff too.

I really like Connie Springer.
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Track: Every Thug Needs A Lady [Acoustic]
Artist: Alkaline Trio
Album: Damnesia

juliefrmn:

Alkaline Trio | Every Thug Needs A Lady

I know it’s dark here, you know that I’m scared too
For some reason right now, of everything but you
Right now you’re all that I recognize
You know I came here when I needed your soft voice
I needed to hear something that sounded like an answer
Now I wait here, and sometimes I get one

It’s nothing I’ll forget when the moon gets tired
You are stuck to me everyday
Believe in what I am because it’s all I have today
And tomorrow who knows where we’ll be
From here I can hardly see a thing 
But I will follow anyone who brings me to you
For now, forever, for on and on and on

You know it starts here, outside waiting in the cold
Kiss me once in the snow, I swear it never gets old
But I will promise you I can make it warmer next year
You know I came here when I needed your soft voice
I needed to hear something that sounded like an answer
Now I stay here, and everyday I get one

It’s nothing I’ll forget when the moon gets tired
You are stuck to me everyday
Believe in what I am because it’s all I have today
And tomorrow who knows where we’ll be
From here I can hardly see a thing 
But I will follow anyone who brings me to you
For now, forever, for on and on and on

So go plug in your electric blanket
We can stay in ‘till our southern summer wedding day
Go plug in your electric blanket
We can stay here

examples of why i’m boyfriend material:

assdeluxe:

  • i give my life
  • not for honor
  • but for you
  • (snake eater)
Monk, wanna get pissed off? Irene’s a lesbian in the BBC series and she still wants to do the sex with Sherlock

Ah, another victim of Strangelove Syndrome.

YEA THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT I actually only watched a bit of it and now i’m super out of touch lol

EXCELLENT, THIS PLEASES ME

Anonymous asked: Dashboard osmosis - Tell me about Sherlock (I don't think I've ever seen you talk about it.)

Believe it or not I’ve never actually watched Sherlock! So here’s what I’ve gleaned from my dash on the subject:

This is Sherlock. He doesn’t like anybody except Watson, who he may or may not be a bit gay for. He goes around solving mysteries and being rude to people. He once jumped off a building for the lols and didn’t die, but everyone thought he did die, and they bought him an expensive headstone and everything, so that was a big waste of money. He’s a good dancer though

(thx Pud)

This is Watson and he’s a hobbit-turned-detective. He’s definitely gay for Sherlock even though he’s mean and looks a bit like a foot. Watson’s job is to follow Sherlock around and make bemused faces whenever he suggests something, even though it will inevitably turn out to be correct (see above.) He probably feeds Sherlock’s cats for him and buys him microwave dinners because he can’t look after himself. He dreams of owning a nice place in the country where they can have a dog and a log fire, and nobody ever gets murdered and Sherlock can’t be rude to anybody.

This is Mark Gatiss playing??? idk Moriarty? He thinks Sherlock smells of cat pee and tries to throw the spanner in the works whenever Sherlock has a SUPER GOOD IDEA. He tries to out-rude Sherlock but Sherlock’s snark is stronger and MaybeMoriarty usually ends up looking like a massive twat. He disapproves of Sherlock’s Unusual Methods and tries to get him done by his superiors but it never works because everyone thinks MaybeMoriarty is a twat.

This is Irene Adler and she totally wants to do the sex with Sherlock, but it’s never gonna happen because Sherlock & Watson are White Men In Love and no woman can come between that, especially not with THOSE eyebrows. She’s some kind of dominatrix and possibly smells of latex. She and Watson have long, impassioned stare-offs and dream of pushing one another off bridges. Many female viewers want Watson to succeed so no woman can come between their ship.

That’s all I got, anon, I hope you enjoyed it!

iamfangu replied to your post “of all the crazy shit in A Song Of Ice And Fire, what disturbs me more…”

well, when you spend a lot of time covered in layers of clothes, probably not washing properly for days… idk? I always had the idea it went both ways, sort of

I can understand them not wanting to do it under those circumstances, lol. It’s just that Ygritte’s all ‘wow what the hell did you just do with your tongue?’ and she’s not exactly an inexperienced girl, which suggests to me that it’s not even something they even think of doing, and…man, that’s just all kinds of unfair.

zadoorknobs asked: uhhh TELL ME ABOUT JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

OKAY uh so it’s a manga I think, and possibly an anime too? There’s someone called Dio and another person with a fucking awesome quiff, and I think there’s something to do with Egypt in there but I’m not sure. Everyone wears snazzy outfits and one time I saw a man in lipstick and pretty hair decorations tagged as ‘Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure’ so I really hope he’s in there somewhere too. I have literally no idea what the plot is other than well-dressed people going about being their awesome selves.